Hello ladies and gents my name is Rodnier Cabrera and I am a senior in Youth Co-op Preparatory charter school. I am 17 years old, and I consider myself to be a funny person. Being in school, I have to study and work on homework and sometimes you can’t get everything done in one night so I have made something for you students out there to tell your teachers when you don’t complete an assignment
Next time the teacher ask you why you didn’t study say this
A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. Then, there are 50 days in summer which is way too hot to work, so there are only 236 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day in a year, and that counts up to 122 days now we are left with 141 days if we fooled around for only 1 hour a day 15 days are gone so we are left with 126 days we spend 2 hours eating each day 30 days are used in this way in the year we spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days exams and test take up at least 35 days in our year hence you are only left with 46 days taking off approximately 40 days of holiday you are only left with 6 days say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days you are left with 3 day to study in a year let’s say you got out for 2 days so you are left with one day and that one day is your birthday.